Weezer

Band for involuntary celibates and basement dwellers.

I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Peedle weezers

A group of Little or young children

All the peedle weezers showed up promptly for class .

by My drywall guy July 8, 2017

weezer room

a room in a video game with 4 enemies of the same kind, especially bosses or mini-bosses

the p-2 weezer room was crazy

by infernusdoge69420 December 18, 2024

Weezer Weeb

Somebody who obsesses over Weezer, much like weebs obsess over insert obscure anime.

Normal guy 1: Hey did you hear that Fred had Buddy Holly on loop for 4 hours?

Normal guy 2: “Jeez louise he’s such a weezer weeb..”

by Ihateweezer July 20, 2022

Weezerism

The religion of Weezer. Weezus is god.

"Have you heard of weezerism?"
"Lets pray to Weezus."

by Kyaisemo April 30, 2024

Weezered

Verb. Falling in love with a lesbian.

Yo man, don't get weezered she's not into dudes. Chasing Amy was satirical, going any further is wasting everyone's time.

by Na Na Na May 16, 2022

weezer

a slur for asthmatic people

*someone dying and wheezing from an asthma attack *

ha fucking weezer

by fuckign idiot August 15, 2021