A tall, beautiful male with a big ass heart and is very goofy. Known to be kind, generous, smart and heartwarming towards others. Always thinking of other people and making their day. Have his own fandoms named WeaverGang...COME JOIN THE FANDOM!
by WeaverGangWhoopWhoop July 22, 2019
Get the chris weaver mug.when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020
Get the wackin weener mug.You and you're military team get shot down on a island filled with commies. You try to regroup with your team but your black teammate named weaver gets shot by one of your guys.
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Get the Jackie Weaver mug.a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.
A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.
A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.
by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009
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