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A place where 4 year old boys whine n bitch about not getting their favorite toys
baby: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: Welp, must be at Walmart
by Dubiks February 10, 2019
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if your not going to join us then you will suffer the consiquences. it is the greatest store in the universe and i love working for them. try watching the wallmart episode of south park!!!
i m soo walmart it is the greatest plce on earth
by kate wright September 13, 2005
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Walmarting

The visit to a Walmart Supercenter for a one-stop-shopping of (mainly but not limited to) groceries and feeling good about having saved money.
We go walmarting every Saturday morning without fail.
by tushanbe February 10, 2010
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walmarted

I can't believe she just walmarted us like that.
by John Licker July 16, 2003
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Walmarting

Aimlessly wandering inside a Walmart. Heading to the electronic section to spend a good few hours, then another hour of lapping the store. Taking a break at the usual subway, only to be followed by more wandering.
We have to finish Walmarting before the store closes! Oh wait... it's 24 hours... YESSS!
by shiekracy December 20, 2010
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Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.
"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017
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Walmart Raid

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.
Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
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