gay waiters

a pair of queens in poker.

he beat me all in with a pair of gay waiters.

by docsy June 9, 2005

waitomazium

structure used to corral long lines of people waiting at amusement parks, airports, tourist attractions, etc.

It will take us 2 hours to get through the waitomazium and onto the roller coaster.

by CousinD November 6, 2010

Waitrose Accent

An insult used to poke fun at the dialect and/ or accent of a middle to upper class individual, typically from the south of England.

The term ‘Waitrose accent’ derives from the UK supermarket chain Waitrose.

“The singer of Royal Blood patronised a crowd full of 15 year olds in a Waitrose accent”

by Lil.vindictive May 31, 2023

Fat spanish waiter

When someone with an inny bellybutton and someone with an outy bellybutton attempt to have sexual relations with said appendages.

The night was going awesome until she tried to fat spanish waiter me

by Richy loves me October 8, 2020

dumb waiter

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.

I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.

by ill-grass October 10, 2012

WaiterBoy

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.

Lethal bar tray in hand, WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling to confront the villains.

by Elda December 25, 2008

Bitchy waiter

Annoying homo famous for posting pictures of kids and bitching on his blog. Known for having thousands of followers, most of them being Prius driving liberal servers with OCD.

The bitchy waiter got pissed at his table and posted a picture of their check and lame tip.

by idrisbkj May 11, 2014