Good and Welfare

The second most important BBYO ceremony. A candle is passed around the room during this ceremony. The person holding the candle can talk about anything he would like, whether it be about school, masturbation(talked about frequently in certain chapters), or a particular girly the speaker likes. There is usually an alloted time limit, and no personal attacks are to be made.

During good and welfare I have learned to understand my brother alephs better through the stories they tell.

by jonayboy June 16, 2008

welfare

a check you get at the first of the month.

welfare is in. whoo hooo!

by d dogg July 12, 2003

welfare mom

Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.

The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."

by coitus interruptus July 1, 2008

welfare case

An ex-wife who does not work but has a significant alimony judgement in her favor. She has an extraordinary sense of entitlement as she collects a large sum of money from her ex-husband.

My welfare case takes half of my salary each month

by Professor S December 16, 2004

welfish

When a couple can do something with each other and for each other as opposed to an individual thinking only of themselves which could be defined as selfish. A couple is welfish.

After raising their eleven children, Fred and Freida looked forward to being welfish on a long deserved vacation.

by Jamie Maxwell & Donna Muise August 20, 2009

welfare blackberry

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.

"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

by dn41360 July 8, 2009

Welfiez

A person dedicated right personal wellness and taking selfies reflecting efforts towards wellness goals.

Sarah posted motivational welfiez on her health blog.

by FirstMillennial January 21, 2018