Mouth Wrestled

I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.

As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.

I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.

Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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german wrestling

the art of lesbian interactions. Dates back to the 1900s where masculine female German wrestling teams were accused of sexual relations.
"I'm leaving the room and I don't want any German Wrestling going on while I'm away"
by Roxiemoron October 06, 2007
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Jello Wrestling

When women wrestle in a pit of jello in their bikinis while a bunch of horny men sit by and watch. Some also place bets and the women are paid. Almost like watching live lesbian porn.
Hey man, want to go see some Jello Wrestling tonight? Tits will be seen for sure.
by That's gross July 01, 2011
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Turkish wrestling

A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!

Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
by p045 May 20, 2009
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Backyard Wrestling

Term used to describe attempts, usually by kids, to recreate in their own back yards the kind of wrestling seen on television. Often done innocent of the fact that tv wrestling is well-planned and executed choroegraphed theatrical stunts, it can and frequently does lead to broken bones and other serious injury.
The poor kid got a concussion when his friend hit him in the head with a chair while they were backyard wrestling.
by The Doctor November 07, 2004
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arm wrestle

the ultimate test of masculinity. the loser is usually subject to teasing about his femininity or forced to do a degrading act. but its awesome wen u win, a massive sense of accomplishment is felt, even if beating a little girl. involves the pitting of one's bicep and tricep muscles against those of another.
we had a titanic arm wrestle but after 3 hours i won and proved i was more of a man than that 9-year-old girl
by andrew osullivan December 30, 2006
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Worm Wrestling

The female version of Ride the Bull. In the missionary position with girl on bottom, the girl wraps her arms around the guys back. She then screams that she has some type of STD, and she tries to keep insertion for as long as possible. an example is "I have AIDS".
Corinne's first worm wrestling incident lasted only 4 seconds.
by Haselly January 28, 2009
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