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William Beckett

William Beckett is a walking definition of "sex". He should be a model. He is the lead singer of The Academy Is... and enjoys appearing homosexual when around Gabe Saporta

Fangirls everwhere died last year, when it was rumored that he had a baby, Geniveve Dylan (also known as Wikipedia Nonsense)with longtime girlfriend, or maybe wife, Christine Bandy. While Beckett will neither confirm or deny this rumor he once made an interesting tweet that sent girls crazy on fbr_trash.
"Bless with GDB"

Beckett is very skinny, and some question whether or not he has a penis. He used to wear flare jeans and a bandana around his leg but he doesnt do that anymore so FANGIRLS NEED TO STOP TRYING.
Did you hear about William Beckett's baby?

Oh no! That is wikipedia nonsense
by DemiLov March 17, 2009
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William S. Burroughs

1. (n) The name for that old, usually trench coated man at a party who has seemingly snuck in off the streets and stands in the background silently the whole time.

2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.
Randy: "dude, does anyone here know that guy in the corner with the trenchcoat chain smoking? he just appeared all the sudden looking like he's going to open fire at any moment"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"
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WiFi Password?

The first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering "free Wi-Fi". This is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, Such as: 1) trying to connect without a password. 2) Guessing the password according to the type of establishment (Pizza Place-pizza, free pizza WiFi, password, pizza place password, pizza admin , password1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . Typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. There goes your James Bond hacker dreams.
Waiter: Hello I will be your server this evening. Do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? Let me know if there is anything I can do for you!

You: Whats your WiFi Password?
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Wifi router

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router
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William Criag

Research Professor of Philosophy at Talbot School of Theology and Professor of Philosophy at Houston Baptist University. He is best known for his debates against atheists, and for his ministry, Reasonable Faith
The William Criag vs Sean Carroll debate was a interesting and deep discussion of God and modern cosmology.
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William Halleran

Person one: Yo is that William Halleran?
Person two: Yea, he's a real nigga.
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william gold

the name of popular streamer wilbur soot.
cool handsome guy
ex: GOD I LOVE WILLIAM GOLD
ex2: WILLIAM GOLD IS WHOLESOME
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