unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

widepeepohappy

BTTV emote used in twitch chats to express an unprecedented amount of happiness

Alizee video plays: widepeepoHappy I CUMMED

Also, when something/one is in risk of dying : DETH widepeepoHappy

by ZULOL May 25, 2019

world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

wide

Scots:
antagonistic, provocative, out of order

a "wide cunt" is one who would push the normal definitions of polite intrapersonal behaviour, in order to provoke a reaction.

"Your mother may be described as a sexually promiscuous woman, one blessed niether with good manners nor good looks"

"fuck off you wide cunt."

by marka March 9, 2005

Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

wiener

the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term

"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"

by PWH805 August 23, 2005

Casting A Wide Net

Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.

Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"

by ThurSluttyWayz April 25, 2010