shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.

"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

by SkyWayneTheLordOfYourMemes May 16, 2016

Wicked Gay

A term best known as being used by the band Mindless Self Indulgence. A mix of wicked and gay, thus wicked gay! It's a good thing.

Honey, I'm ALWAYS wicked gay!

by Narcissus November 2, 2004

Wicker

a person who is just too cool for school, sometimes when you see a wicker you just wanna do THE handshake. oh I know you know which one i’m talking about uuuhhhhuhhh blaire and graces yup that one.

HEYYYYY WICKKKK

sometimes I just wanna be wickerfied

by wickerballsdaddysaddle August 31, 2019

wicked sweet

a term used to describe an extremely awesome, extroidinary action or object.

Those new wheels are so wicked sweet.

by MPC October 25, 2003

Wicked Laser

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.

David kept a powerful Wicked Laser for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.

by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005

something wicked

Difficult to describe exactly what it is without a context but it is similar to "very much" or "a lot". Check examples.

Guy 1: When you ate all that curry did you not get fierce shits?

Guy 2: Holy fuck, I got the shits something wicked.

or

Guy 1: When I broke my arm, holy fuck, it hurt something wicked!

Guy 2: Ouch.

by Tommy Smith March 15, 2008