The Whoopie

When feelings for a woman increase and you have sex with her. -At least a half-chub is necessary.

I was right in the middle of the whoopie with some chick, and then my roommate walked in and screwed it all up.

by Tha Muffin Man April 18, 2010

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busted whoopie cushion

a queef as a result of ass in the air doggy style sex

A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.

by poopdick55 December 10, 2010

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While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.

Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!

by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019

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hoof whooper

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019

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MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.

Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!

by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021

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