What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

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by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019

What's the sitch

One of Kim Possible's most coined catchphrases. The word "sitch" is slang for situation.

So like, what's the sitch?

by Childish Rolfbino October 16, 2016

Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

by Anneke October 5, 2003

It is what it is

Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.

by A. Danish December 27, 2007

What the BBQ?

A statement of incredulity used to describe one's confusion regarding a situation without the use of expletives. Derived from the statement OMGWTFBBQ, where BBQ is added specifically as a random statement. As such, it is a way to question something random that occurred.

Student 1: That test was so hard!
Student 2: I know! What the BBQ?!

by The Source of All Evil May 28, 2010