Whack it Off

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."

by nevarine July 5, 2011

Whack Stack

A person's collection of pornography. Stack refers to a time when all porn was in print and thus stacked in a cubbyhole in the porn dungeon, equipped with infrared motion sensors, high resolution cameras, lava pits, and crocodile infested waters.

My roommate found my whack stack while I was out Saturday. Talk about awkward.

by Myriadofpersonalities September 15, 2010

whack-a-mole-babe

an expression used to encourage someone in a situation in which one needs to do something that can be hard or annoying. it can also be a magical sentence used to create laughter and happiness.

whack-a-mole-babe, just climb that mountain

by ragalicous February 3, 2017

whack-whack

Computer slang for backslash backslash

Go to whack-whack MyComputerName whack c dollar sign. \\MyComputerName\c$

by James February 24, 2005

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009

Whack of dawn

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.

"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."

by irvingjohn December 27, 2011