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Mr welcome

A man that is probably married and cheats with his wife by beating his meat to other women and is probably a next big sex offfender
Did u see that guy mr welcome he’s a galist
by Mr gffsyfugb January 7, 2019
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Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.
by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019
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as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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cha welcome

A way of saying, "you're welcome" by sounding like a complete moron.
Boy- Thank you for your help with my homework.

Girl- cha welcome
by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017
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Waxahachie Welcome

Receiving an aggressive blowjob while taking a shit in a public restroom
Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday
by FuckOwens June 19, 2020
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Welcome to the NHK

Whenever you recommend this show or any other show, but the person you are recommending to either straight up ignore it or promise to watch it but never do
Artur: “Hey watch welcome to the nhk”

Narcis: “I WILL” never does.
by Enickrid March 2, 2021
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Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
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