by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021
Get the A warm welcomemug. by Angrymillennial January 2, 2017
Get the cha welcomemug. Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009
Get the Welcome Readermug. Do you hear about what Debbie did to old boot knife, I heard she gave him the ol Waxahachie welcome After church Sunday
by FuckOwens June 19, 2020
Get the Waxahachie Welcomemug. The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.
1 *messenger notification*
Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?
You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000
2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo
You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!
Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.
I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?
You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000
2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo
You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!
Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.
I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.
by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016
Get the Welcome Parademug. by WeAsEl_WaRfArE March 30, 2008
Get the welcome to burnsvillemug. The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
Get the as welcome as cancermug.