Ivanabitch Vodka

A type of vodka 40% proof which is consumed by mostly tools..who bake brownies whilst drinking this euphoria of sorts.

Meg: yoo i vana...i vana i vana...bitch

Laura: fuck. alright...remember what happened last time
Meg:..times have changed...i could take it.
Laura: well then..COMMENCE THE CEREMONIES...*opens the ivanabitch vodka*

*loud chanting*

shots shot shots shots shasha shotz

by hornytheclown April 25, 2010

vodka

quite strong alocolic liquid (40-60%).
not brewed, like wine, so it doesn`t taste like yeast. what most people will use to get shitfaced. To avoid death, it is adviced to mix the vodka with a non-alcohol liquid.

with a 0,7 liter bottle of Absolut vodka in his bag , Jeff was gonna get shitfaced tonight. for his own safety he bought a 1,5 liter coke for mixing. Jeff would not get laid tonight, but he shure would get pissed beyond the invisible.

by coke n`booze June 12, 2004

Vodka Di Di

The sudden and explosive but yet surprisingly fulfilling diarrhea that is the result of heavy vodka consumption the night before.

Danielle (via text): Omg, I just had to run out of Math 100A to have vodka di di. My butthole is on fire!! :/

Lauren (via text) : Girl I feel you, I di di'd so much this morning I feel like I just lost ten pounds!!

by Ivan @ UCLA August 1, 2012

vodka knockers

Breasts on a female starting at a high C cup and going up; really huge boobs

God, did you see her vodka knockers?

by dj32089 November 3, 2008

Space Vodka

Vodka infused with some weed, gets you very spaced, hence space vodka.

I lay claim to it's invention. If someone else hasn't already. But it's getting very popular around here.

Take a 70cl bottle of cheap generic vodka, take a teabag of a herbal persuasion such as ginger, snip open the teabag and insert a bud of green, loosely stitch together the opening of the teabag with some cotton thread and insert it into the vodka. Leave this at room temperature for at least 3 days to infuse properly then chill in a freezer and serve as shots (if the teabag worries you you can get it out by leaving the thread you used to stitch it attached and pulling it out by that). Drink. Giggle. Talk bollocks. Fall over.

by ..WiL May 30, 2005

Vodka Belly

Caused by the consumption of too much Vodka, this phrase can also be used to describe an oh so strange but loveable creature that generally resides in the South West of England.

Oh my life I've drunk sooo much Vodka, Chelle, that I've developed a Vodka Belly! Oh, Chelle, Welly, Vodka, Belly!

by BargeeBargeeBooBoo December 26, 2011

vodkat

A drink of only half the strength of actual vodka with an advert consisting of the most annoying, conceited, punchworthy shower of fist magnets ever gathered together in one space. Suitable only for unblocking sinks and getting teenage emos and goths shit-faced under the illusion that at least they aren't getting caned on Diamond White and if you drink it you are a fool!

Vodkat - "I'm not high maintenence, I just deserve better"

GeoNeil - "You deserve a boot up your bloody jacksie and a pint pot in your neck! GET TO FECKERY!"

by GeoNeil June 4, 2007