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Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.
Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
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Beach volleyball

The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.
What sport do you play?

Beach volleyball.

Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS
Beach volleyball by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019

Lobster Volleyball 

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.
*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

Middleschool Volleyball girls

Some of the most judgemental know-it-alls you'll meet. If you're not popular or don't fit into their idea of normal (if you're alternative, a theater kid, or quiet), don't expect to be close friends with them. Usually found in middle school and 6th grade.
Volleyball girl: are you a lesbian?

Person: well actually I'm bi—

Volleyball girl: I knew you were a lesbian!

Person: I... I just said I was bi!

Volleyball girl: but I have a friend who is bi and you don't act like them, therefore you are a lesbian!

Person: I'm done with these Middleschool Volleyball Girls

westside volleyball 

Westside is a position in volleyball, only good players can play for the westside.
Westside volleyball

Omg your so good you play westside in volleyball
westside volleyball by Smartkid1992 September 17, 2019

westside volleyball 

Westside volleyball is a popular position for good players if you don't know the position westside your trash at volleyball
Westside volleyball
"Omg you're so good at volleyball you probably play westside right?"
westside volleyball by Smartkid1992 September 17, 2019

catholic volleyball 

Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.