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Gillette Violin

Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.
"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
by Pentasyllabic September 26, 2017
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Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.
Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.
by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021
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violin

an instrument that you play on if you want to constantly have low self-esteem
by retardbutt October 3, 2022
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The Violin

A sex act in which a man rubs a woman's clitoris with the underside of his penis until she has an orgasm.
Last night I gave 'er the Violin. That was some high pitch moanin'!
by AntonioVivaldi March 28, 2020
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Violin Player

gets angry at violas and cellos,or at 2nd violins
1st Violin Player:"Shut the hell up"
2nd Violin Player:"n o"
by yeetusgoesbell November 26, 2019
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Violin Expert

Someone who tends to cut certain areas of their body, and does so with a knife. The act of cutting represents the movement of a person playing the violin.
John-'Hey Barry, I heard you're a total violin expert'

Barry-'I do pride myself in my ways of playing the viol...'

John-'Not like that, you nerd'
by Obama Bin Laden September 25, 2016
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violins

In meme culture, social media, chats, messengers etc: a playful synonym for violence.
and suddenly: violins!
by nobswolf January 12, 2025
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