A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.
Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
by marioracer December 29, 2009
the sensation of accidentally pressing a button that you meant for one game, but actually corresponds with another.
"Ah man why's you throw your grenade!" his friend replies. "I meant for it to knife: I've been playing destiny all day, i've got video game jetlag."
by DarudeSandstorm March 01, 2015
What a female becomes when she has lost a significant other for a period of time due to their obsession of a video game.
Friend of wife: "How's Kevin doing?"
Wife: "He probably died... in Fallout 4. I've been a video game widow now since November 10th."
Wife: "He probably died... in Fallout 4. I've been a video game widow now since November 10th."
by crab_cakes_oo_ha_ha November 13, 2015
by Stan Marsh was alrady taken July 07, 2010
I was going to hangout with my new girlfriend but fucking Bill video game shoved me into playing Bioshock.
Jan: Hey your coming to my house Friday to play the new Zelda game on my new SNES, it has 16-bit graphics!!!!
Joe: Stop video game shoving me i rather go see a movie.
Jan: Hey your coming to my house Friday to play the new Zelda game on my new SNES, it has 16-bit graphics!!!!
Joe: Stop video game shoving me i rather go see a movie.
by donvitoshouldbefree May 31, 2009
by Jackson 5 August 31, 2006
Nerds who never shut the hell up about gay video games machines and keep on harping on how good they are. Video Games fanboys also have no girlfriends and are very pimply.
by marko86 April 11, 2006