Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.

Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*

by chinsaw2727 September 30, 2022

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 17, 2019

the vest

The puffy vest worn by every director for every film they shoot. It gives them power.

Man, he is wearing the vest. He's ready to direct.

by Alex Vixen April 09, 2016

The Vest

The name people round cheshunt and waltham cross call Danny Howell

Alright bro, have you seen the vest about? he owes me a score...

by Danny Howell December 19, 2020

Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.

Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!

by LmL31 August 28, 2010