velcro hampouch

a hairy vagina

yesterday,i told my friends wife to shave her velcro hampouch!

by fizzkid February 20, 2011

Velcro

Vel·cro /ˈvelkrō/ 1. (n) a fastener for clothes or other items 2. (adj.) cool, awesome, amazing. Origin, English. Macklemore. "Thrift Shop." (feat. Wanz) e.g., "I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those. The sneaker heads would be like 'Aw, he got the Velcros'."

"Let's go to the corn maze."
"Yeah, man. That'd be so Velcro."

by ScribbleKid November 30, 2015

velcro box

A crabby women's vagina...

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...

by Dr.Loco July 6, 2024

Mask Velcro

the effect of a surgical mask getting caught on your chapped or sunburnt lips, mimicking the hook and loop effect of Velcro. People may have experienced this for the first time during the pandemic when they had to wear a face mask out in public after getting sunburnt, and the peeling skin on their lips kept getting caught on their generic surgical mask. Accutane users understand. Cloth masks may not yield the same effect.

“Why do you keep adjusting your mask?”
“I have Mask Velcro after going hiking without putting on sunscreen. As if sunburnt lips aren’t bad enough!”

by holmesd January 25, 2021

velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.

Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.

by Baophboy January 17, 2025

Hide Velcro

The name of a not so famous wwe wrestler. SOS Championship

Coming in at 200 pounds Hide Velcro

by vrettttt August 13, 2022

velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 16, 2018