varen

A heartbroken individual who broods for years for his lost love

He lost his wife in a car accident last year and the doctor has diagnosed him with a case of varen.

by I am not a varen March 11, 2017

varo

A person dealing with things sensibly and realistically in a way that is based on practical rather than theoretical considerations.

Varo's or Varo are considered intellectual, wise, ruthlessly honest, loyal and posses strong social skills. The term Varo is thought to have originated from an internet Icon and celebrity of sorts. Varo is also referred to as the next Steve Jobs or Steve Jobs Version 2.0, Bae, Paul, Bieber, Justin, Tupac, 2Pac, Jimmy, Howard Stern, Robert Kardashian, Gadget, Armenian, Walker, Cook and various other names.

by ActualLinguist April 11, 2015

Varnith

The Bestest Awesomest Base huduga .

Varnith is one sike base huduga. The best there is , the best there was , the best there ever will be.

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020

coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.

I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

by rumpuskat July 30, 2009

Varinate

to marinate a tender meat in the juices of ones vagina.

I don't have anything to marinate this pork in. I think I'll varinate it.

by Jim Hat April 6, 2005

varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

by slickeel October 22, 2011