VanDam

(adj.), (v) The quality of acting sober when you are completely hammered.

Mike - Dude, you got so lucky last night. Those cops should have given you a DUI for sure.
Carl - Fuck the police.
Mike - Yeah, good thing you went VanDam on those pigs, or you'd be in jail right now.
Carl - I blacked out man, but I can VanDam any time I want.
Mike - Fuck the police.
Carl - Fuck 'em.

by FTPTilIDie December 12, 2009

Vandal

A west-coast (USA) term for black man or negro or anyone of Sub-Saharan African blood or of African descent

There are too many Vandals (negroes) living in this part of the city for us to move into.

by Xuxa June 14, 2003

Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.

Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.

by Yaziyo April 5, 2008

Vadim

Vadim is an old Slavic name, it comes from "vedet", meaning to "attract" and "possess". Other meanings include "a powerful ruler" and "the knowing one".

Thus it comes as no surprise that modern-day Vadim is able to attract other people to him like a magnet. And he does so not through charisma, but by being an honest, genuine, smart,cool, easy-going, generous, handsome and classy man. He is typically blond, and has blue eyes. Also, unlike most eastern-european men, he is actually able to dress himself quite well. In fact, he's got so much class and style that he is sometimes referred to as "the russian James Bond." The ladies love him, not because his game is strong, but rather because he is usually not a player.

Bianca: Whoa, who's that cute blond guy over there?
Yusef: That's my friend Vadim, great guy. Want me to introduce you?
Bianca: THE Vadim?? I've heard so many good things! For sure, let's go!
Yuself: Cool! Oh, aaand I think that's his girlfriend over there.
Bianca: What? Aww man! Lucky her!

by veeayar August 6, 2017

Vandal

Someone who rolls especially hard with the late nights and the drinking and the shambles etc.

Doris was out til 5am rolling hard, she’s a massive vandal.

by Bonesofthewhitegoods June 4, 2011

vadim

Very horny guy who tries to get involved in any kind of sexual adventure.

See that Vadim over there? let's flee before he wants to fuck us in the ass

by Pjotr December 29, 2007

Vadim

A decent guy who makes funny jokes, but is usually depressed. He's always being put down by an annoying short kid. He's never been able to get a job, or a girlfriend, because everybody ignores him, for reasons unknown. He is a gamer, music enthusiast, and he reads books a lot of the time. If you ever see him, don't be shy. start a conversation. He's kind of shy towards pretty girls but once he know you, he'll stop being shy. He's really nice if you give him a chance.

1: Hey is that Vadim?
2: I think so. Lets go talk to him, because he's actually a nice guy
1: Really? He seems boring.
2: Not once you get to know him.

by DarkSilence August 4, 2012