Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

vanced

to have had sex with furniture, usually cushions from a couch or chair

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.

by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024