Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.

Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.

by JamesSPB July 29, 2024

Caleb Vance

A very stupid kid who is never on topic

Oh yeah that kid is a Caleb vance

by Yuhhhhhh5264728; May 16, 2019

JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025

Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

by JouleAeria October 11, 2024

Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.

I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.

by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025