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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.
“Vance”

What’s up

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”
by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021
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Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.
I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.
by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025
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Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.
“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”
by bear_horns July 29, 2024
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vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people
I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.
by Qdits November 29, 2018
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B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.
Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance
by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018
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Vance

Vance (verb): To have carnal relations with an inanimate object, particularly furniture such as a couch or sectional.
I wouldn't sit there - John just vanced that chair.

Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!

Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.
by MIR482 July 27, 2024
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