v. To fornicate with a seam, fold, or gap in a piece of furniture. Often couches, but settees, ottomans, or the occasional chaise lounge have been used.
No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.
by Polynym July 24, 2024

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024

one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.
by bbyaddy February 18, 2021

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.
Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
by JamesSPB July 29, 2024

He's really cute and has an AMAZING Smile that can instantly make you fall in love with him. His personality matches his sensitiveness, and is really considerate and kind, also a dirty mind, lol. I'm also dating him.
by Palmtop_Tiger! January 27, 2022
