Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007
Get the vampiremug. A person who is both a Vampire and a Pirate. A person with a dick personality who sucks the life out of you.
by CU Masta August 26, 2009
Get the Vampiratemug. by t m o n e y October 30, 2006
Get the vampiremug. A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
by red Queen 145 June 11, 2018
Get the Vampiremug. Dude1: My girlfriend was on her period last week.
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day
Dude 2: I know, I saw you vampiring her the other day
by Zodiiac August 15, 2016
Get the Vampiringmug. A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.
by red Queen 145 June 11, 2018
Get the Vampiremug. Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.
They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.
They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.
I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.
They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.
I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
by Don't.cross.me January 4, 2015
Get the Vampiremug.