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Vali

A keyword that represents a certain meeting place without giving away much detail especially if for private matters.
Hey man, wanna meet in the vali?

Or

What about the vali?
by Jonnyvision October 4, 2016
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vaitea

vaitea: aka the most beautiful person ever. she is kind, smart, and genuine. she is a photographer, brown hair, very ambitious. every guy wants her.
vaitea? oh yeah, she’s the gorgeous one right?
by shana.ch May 2, 2018
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VaItross

“VaItross is Based God. End of story.”
by Man Manly January 30, 2018
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dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.
After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.
by ldygz November 10, 2011
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Vagitarian

Someone who only likes vagina and/or only "eats" vagina.
Samantha: *Laughs* I bet you like them two black gay guys.

Alex: Nope, I'm a Vagitarian
by Wubbs March 11, 2009
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forced valet

When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".

Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.
You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!
by Houstonchick January 16, 2011
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vagitarian

An individual who consumes nothing but vagina and water. Some have been creative enough to come up with ideas such as fish tacos, vagi-delite, and vagi-burgers to obtain an essential diet.
Fortunately for Gabe, the new In&Out burger serves vagi-burgers and he will not have to break his vagitarian commitment.
by craftjay April 14, 2008
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