Valeria

Sex addict. Usually has big ass and titties. Brazilian and usually has someone of the same language. Names Could be Jose, Miguel, Alejandro. She didn’t give a fuck about you opinion. Sucks small dick. Usually fucks in 3 weeks of dating.

Me: Did you see Miguel and Valeria Fucking
Other: Hell no dude

by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019

Valeria

A pretty light-skinned latina with big boobs that she shows her friends on FaceTime at 3 in the morning and also plucks her nipple hair. Guys easily become obsessed with her. She loves her dog, and even runs away with him, and washes human shit off of him when he rolls in it. Loves to cry over school assignments. Has severe stomach problems, and shows her friends her throw up. Needs to stop dating short men. Does not date because she misses her ex. Sometimes moans when she talks. Is too nice and forgives people who don't deserve it.

NO Valeria, drop them, you can't let people do that to you.

by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022

Valeria

A girl that has a dad with blue eyes and is Puerto Rican.

Woah look at valeria’s Dad.

by aakr January 27, 2019

Valeria

A thot

She’ll just break your heart

She like spongebob memes; valeria

by Valeriaisahoe May 21, 2018

Valeria

A retard russion dat is gonna get shit on friday night.

Some Retard

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.

Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.

by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005

Valari

A name for the extremely hot, yet dimwitted. Valari's are generally easy and sometimes alvine. They are moslty nocturnal and live in damp cold places.

"look at that Valari in its natural environment; in a cave"

by Omadauhn Donglepuss December 15, 2009