Vagina

Where you put your dick

I put my dick in Kairi's vagina.

by Turtleturtle362 August 19, 2019

vagina

A part in the girl that makes you feel horny.

The vagina is part of a girls puberty.the

by xhollysartoriusx December 26, 2016

vagina

A vagina is something you'll never get if you spend your time looking up the word vagina on Urban Dictionary.

guy: What you do all day?
other guy: I went on the internet and looked of the definition to vagina
guy:......fag *walks away*

by Mr Noris March 4, 2011

Vagina

A dicks best friend. And best home

Dick-“Can I come in?”
Vagina-“Yes smush in”
Dick -“Crawls in”

by Blue Mattress06 December 12, 2017

vagina

The most important part of the 21st century.

I stuck my penis into my wifes vagina and we had the best time ever.

by doomdan71 March 13, 2017

Vagina

The best friend a penis will ever have...

Mark: Last night, I inserted my penis into Mary's sweet wet vagina.

Frank: How was she?

Mark: She is amazing!

by Matt194 June 23, 2013

Vagina

A deep crevis in a woman that is only spoken by men. Some say that 1 in 10 have razor sharp teeth that will eat your penis, others say that they smell like the ocean..... Mmmmm, the beach.... Also if you displease the ancient greek gods, your vagina will bleed for 50 years.

Michael- Have you seen that Jewish kid named kyle?
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.

by LongSchlongsAndWongs August 13, 2015