visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 09, 2018

Pelosi visit

Pelosi's visit to China's Taiwan province was dubbed a "窜访/Mousey visit" by Chinese media, also known as a "Pelosi visit" by Chinese netizens.
Not only expressed the meaning of not welcome, but also can not reach the degree of scolding street, but also with a little top-down overlooking and mockery.

It's like a kid running around in someone's house without their parents' permisson , then the grown-ups will say "Where's the kid Pelosi visiting?"

by RedLoong July 31, 2022

visitate

to have a visitation with a fraternity brother; the verb form of visitation

Pledge: Hey man, I'm really behind on my signatures this week. Could we visitate this afternoon?
Brother: Don't worry about it man I'll just give you the sig

by truck stop jon February 22, 2016

papal visit

When your gynecologist makes the sign of the cross inside your vagina when giving you a Pap smear.

Dr. Cunningham is never too busy to give me a papal visit during my appointment.

by Wediditagain November 18, 2015

Clap you a visit

To walk up to someone and slap them especially when they are at home.

you seem like a nice guy, don't make me clap you a visit.

by DatRudeBouy June 09, 2018

3×3 visit

Especially in India, when going to take a dump in very small toilet (i.e 3*3 foot).

Where is he?
IDK, may be gone for 3×3 visit.

by Indienerd May 17, 2018

Visiting Disneyland

Just another way to say you're having/gonna have sex.

Bumping uglies, Roasting the broomstick, Sink the sausage.

"Can't meet you till later I'll be visiting Disneyland"

by Idon'tevenfuckingknow September 24, 2017