victory nap

1. (noun) Lasting anywhere from two minutes to more than eight hours, a coma-like sleep induced by the culmination of sexual activity.
Non-gender specific.

2. (verb) The act of victory napping.
1. (n.) "Hey, after your victory nap, you're definitely cooking me breakfast."

2. (v.) "Last night was so much fun, I victory napped until this morning, making myself late for work because I hadn't set an alarm."
by miellyn August 25, 2006
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Victory Fart

The bout of held in flatulence freed after spending time or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. This could also be the defined release of noxious gas after holding it during a time period where liberation would be inappropriate.
"My roommate let his victory fart loose when he got back from hanging at his girl's place."

"After my speech was over, i went home and had a prompt victory fart."
by superconar January 26, 2009
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Victory Sex

What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.
"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama
by BlackTokyo May 02, 2011
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Victory Dump

The bowel movement that frees your system from the grievances of a long night of drinking. These movements are usually high pressure, messy, and often require a shower immediately after taking place.
Andrew: What happened to the bathroom? I could smell it from my room and I think I need to wash my towel now...
James: Dustin just took his victory dump. He's out dancing in the sprinklers to celebrate and clean up.
Andrew: So that explains the trail from the bathroom to the door!
by whlteXbread August 06, 2007
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victory blvd.

An awesome alternative/electro rock band from Gainesville, FL. Their songs include Medina Sod and Input Energize, both upbeat songs with an excellent combination of guitar, bass, drums and vox. Victory Blvd was originally a solo side project started by guitarist Patrick Daniel that was converted into a full band shortly after the disbanding of a previous project known as Re-Issued, which also involved bassist Andy and drummer Alex. That trio practiced and wrote music together for 6 months before finally adding vocalist Kodi Diabolical into the lineup in March 2008. The band performed their first set on April 10th, 2008 at 1982 Bar, which was met with an enthusiastic response.
by Kelly Cobb May 29, 2008
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victory regardless

1.a way to look over something.
2.any way
3.dosen't matter
4.who care's
5.in the victory of looking over
victory regardless of what you belive in i dont care.
victory regardless of this the problem can be handled
by regardless devon victory April 29, 2010
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waddle to victory

When one is shitting and uses up all the TP, and the new roll is too far to reach, one must waddle to retrieve the new roll, thus winning with a clean hole.
Bro, we were in the middle of a French exit when we noticed all the toilet paper had been used up, so then she made me waddle to victory for the fresh roll.
by ch@gmail.com cosmiksuckerpumcb January 10, 2018
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