Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.

“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”

by Festmax August 20, 2024

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

by Corvid14 July 25, 2024

B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.

Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance

by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018

dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024