Uptony

Italian version of updog. Often followed by laughter and numerous gesticulations.

Italian 1 :"Oh boy smellsa lota likea uptony in here"
Italian 2: "whatsa upa tony?"
Italian 1: "aya nota much whatsa upa with you?"
*hands waving everywhere

by HugeJackedMan January 21, 2020

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Upton24

Very rude man, the friend that will push you off a cliff for a dollar.
He’s also very gay (not saying that that’s bad)

He’s such a Upton24, I hate him

by Milkieowo May 14, 2022

upton girl

reuben upton aka "upton girl" , "upton gril" , "chicken little" or simply just "upton" is a man with a 2mm chode. he is a fan of classical music including beethovens "ode to joy" and tchaikovsky. he is also a fan of classic death metal bands such as "my chemical romance" , "bts" , "one direction" , "pearl jam" and "cannibal corpse" . he is blond.

hey did you hear about upton girl?

yeah chode man

by sharon6969420 July 12, 2022

Uptong

(verb) when you put your tongue up any of the holes of a woman. Nose and ears excluded.

Greta: what did you do last night?
Warren: I uptonged that girl from tinder; it was hot.

by Gstr34m July 19, 2022

Uptoned

verb, having a sense of reasonable hope and conservative confidence that is unexpectedly and unnecessarily destroyed by an abundance of ineptitude and surprising idiocy.

I performed the biospy 2 weeks ago, but my patient was Uptoned into getting another procedure.

by Hawkeye24 June 22, 2023

Upton

A person of colour that was enslave many years ago mainly in the northern American countries

In the 1800s Upton’s we’re enslaved on farms

by Samuel McMackey April 30, 2023