unmohawkable

Coined by John Oliver on the YouTube channel "Last week tonight". Defined as someone's hair that cannot be turned into a Mohawk, because of being too short or some other reason not allowing one to turn their hair style into a Mohawk style.

Depicting me with a Mohawk requires a computer and Photoshop, because my real life hair is "Unmohawkable"

by DasFry January 22, 2016

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A term I made up for a definition that defines someone they know in person. These shitty definitions are the ones that should not be on Urban Dictionary, yet people would rather keep out a definition of LPS (shitty) than one of these. Seriously guys, even Urban Dictionary thinks these definitions shouldn't exist. If you're going to keep this out, then fuck you, because you're probably a person who does these types of definitions.

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by PI55 September 20, 2018

unmonked

To get laid after many years without being laid.

Dude, you got unmonked! I’m so happy for you!

by anonymous December 23, 2020

Unmonstered

When someone was a monster, but now they have been Unmonstered

Me: You're not a monster anymore! Unmonstered!

by userhurrying February 14, 2021

Unmondayzable

Being unable to make a Mondays post on a females status or story.

"Ways boy another monday gone and nobody posted me on their status like i unmondayzable"

by BleuMamba April 19, 2021

unimophobia

the fear of unknow or unidentified objects moving toward someone/yourself

"babe i have unimophobia"

by sir oscar May 11, 2021

Unmoan

When you cancel a moan into execution
This procedure can be backfiring since the male partner will fuck you harder until he hears you moan so this might not be very effective

Hoe: *moan*
Hoe: *unmoans*

Male partner: bitch let me hear you scream

Hoe: oh god hes gonna rip me NO NO NOOOOO

Male partner: perfection

by anonymous May 14, 2021