by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015
It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.
I was unicorned last night
by Yankee Cranker February 06, 2015
A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.
Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
by RogueEconomist July 20, 2015
A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
by Bubble Shoot October 25, 2011
A person you know that is your perfect match, and you could always picture yourself being with them...but you can't have them, or have never dated them, or they have kept you in the friend zone.
by alexa7590 October 03, 2008
A magical animal with a horn. This horn grants many wishes and sparkles. The unicorn was last seen at Landchoo Park in NeverExistedPlace at Sunday Soonember 6th 1893. Rumor has it, if you smell a unicorn fart, you’ll turn into a fairy.
by AllPandasLoveMe June 17, 2019
Something you will never see
It has a magicial horn what let’s it fly and gain powers
Taller than you would expect
People describe people as it if they are wierd
It has a magicial horn what let’s it fly and gain powers
Taller than you would expect
People describe people as it if they are wierd
You are such a unicorn
Your a unicorn
No you
No you
Ok I am a unicorn
(All of this conversation was from one person see that’s a unicorn in one way the other is a magical creature
Your a unicorn
No you
No you
Ok I am a unicorn
(All of this conversation was from one person see that’s a unicorn in one way the other is a magical creature
by Trushbetold October 31, 2018