Unforgenitally

When someone has unfortunate genitals.

Unforgenitally,I had to get out of there after we got naked.

by Ha I I May 2, 2021

unforged

Sigma male with a huge cock. Has had sex with hundreds of females(including TERF) Former MD at Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs. Presidential Candidate for the Communist Party.

Unforged is a sigma male.

by ClassicClock July 2, 2021

Unfortunate Spacemen

A Game Made In 2018 where the goal is to make your fellow spacemen hate there lives because of proximity chat… and take out the monster

Have You Seen The Game Unfortunate Spacemen?

by TheKirbyAllStar July 23, 2021

Unfolded

When a man's penis slightly erects.

Jim unfolded when he saw some gutterslut.

by anonymous January 20, 2022

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023

Unforch

The shortened version of "Unfortunate".

Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.

Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.

by SupremeDrizzle October 9, 2023

Most Unfortunate

1. a characterization of a person/people with less than attractive appearance; used in lieu of a straight insult
2. many Walmart shoppers

While walking through Walmart, Jim sees a 300 pound woman wearing spandex stretchpants. All her cellulite is visible through the tight fabric, and when she walks, her hips and butt look like two huge beach balls going up and down. He nudges his friend to point-out the visual attrocity. His friend, who is too polite to exclaim or laugh at the woman, simply says "yes, that is most unfortunate."

by sgjd2010 January 13, 2011