headbutting me undies

Australian term. To be on the point of shitting yourself or needing a shit very badly.

Nick: "I nearly shit myself yesterday....it was headbutting me undies"

by fuelline February 14, 2018

undies

underwear, especially women's underware

Her undies were clearly stained.

by Light Joker August 18, 2005

uniball

A pen making company

I have a uniball pen, and my friend thought the pen only had one ball

by duhhh June 21, 2004

No Undie Monday

Time honoured tradition that comes from a common phenomena which sees an individual unable to successful complete one's laundry duties on the weekend.

"Mate... it's No Undie Monday for me! I've had to go commando 'cos I was partying all weekend and didn't do me washing!"

by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009

Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!

Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)

Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!

Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally

by AhkNemet1 August 26, 2009

Uniboob

Noun.

1. In art, a singular curve/line/lump of breast used to represent two boobs under clothing.

2. A single mass/breast where two should be, but not where two were originally (if you loose one boob, its not technically a uniboob). A uniboob is the presence of an original single boob.

I was in a rush, so I gave the women in my drawing uniboobs.

by Arthoes January 8, 2008

poopy undies

the definition of a nasty ass shat.

i have poopy undies.

by jadesmith101 January 4, 2009