Ultra Network

Owners of the server built their career and success on a server in which they nowadays constantly trashtalk, and show no appreciation towards. Their staff team (excluding the owners) consists of faggots who all have small youtube channels in which they make staff series on, which get views and make them think they're the most relevant people in the whole entire world. Infamous addicted closet-cheaters are a very common thing here, usually ip-banned on Badlion. These are also the players who seem to talk the most shit about the competitor server. The owners advertise the server as the best thing to ever exist, even though, in reality, it's one of the most half-assed servers there could be.

Commenter: Nice video, maybe next video trying badlions arena?
Ultra staff member & youtuber with 500 subscribers: stfu u irrelevant fuck gtfo my comment section u fucking random, y would i want to play that dead server when the Ultra Network is x1000 better? smh

by Mineshafts September 7, 2017

ultra-rural

A locality that is situated 60 miles or more from a large, multi-national retailer or service company - Namely McDonalds, Walmart or Starbucks.

Hallock, Minn, the ultra-rural county seat of Kittson County, is small business heavy and far from any large retailer.

by Evenflow August 26, 2018

Ultra Incel

Not a sexuality but a technique, this technique allows you to make anyone you're attracted to, avoid you.

"The girls, they're avoiding him at all cost! Could he have achieved it? Could he have mastered Ultra Incel?!?"

by BlumeL March 6, 2021

Ultra Instinct

Evading a question with perfection without having the questioner notice you evading that question.
Dodging questions like how goku dodged kefla and jiren when using ultra instinct.

Steve: hey man did you do that assignment already.
BIll: hey this is just a rumor but i heard that Tom did Stacy.
Steve : no way dude i always thought Stacy was a Thot but with Tom
Bill: dude i know right. Well See ya later!
*Bill walks away
Stefanie: Hey Steve did Bill already finish the assignment
Steve: Hey! he pulled a fast one on me that son of a gun.
Stefanie: did he went Ultra Instinct or something dumbass

by Nigger Ball Z February 13, 2018

Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Ultra-Degenerate

A person so degenerate that they exceed even the highest of simps. Side effects include, simping over virtual league of legends characters (Ahri, Qiyana, and Akali to name a few), higher average voice, insistent playing of these female characters, no matter how bad they are, and below average dong size. This person typically only has about 4 people to play with.

Man, that guy simps so hard, he's an Ultra-Degenerate.

by GoodestBoi February 14, 2021