When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.
Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
by BushLover123 May 30, 2025
A Ukrainian helmet is where a woman goes on a higher platform and proceeds to defecate on her partner who is standing below her, the faecal matter landing on the males head, thus creating a Ukrainian helmet.
by BushLover123 May 12, 2025
by Kysanonym September 25, 2023
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
by 85LittleHawk September 20, 2021
Where one nuts in another's asshole and after it's filled to the brim you force the counterpart to lick it out of their ass like a dog water bowl
by The_most.random December 09, 2022
by Ephraim June 07, 2025