Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.
Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
by BushLover123 May 30, 2025
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Ukrainian helmet

A Ukrainian helmet is where a woman goes on a higher platform and proceeds to defecate on her partner who is standing below her, the faecal matter landing on the males head, thus creating a Ukrainian helmet.
Kai loved getting Ukrainian helmets in the bush!
by BushLover123 May 12, 2025
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ukrainian kiss

When you shit in your partners mouth instead of kissing them.
I gave my gay bro an ukrainian kiss and it was the best.
by Kysanonym September 25, 2023
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ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
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Ukrainian Drop Shot

Dropping anal beads into a girl's open mouth after you've pulled them out of her ass.
She seems kind of kinky....keeps asking for a Ukrainian Drop Shot whenever we use toys.
by 85LittleHawk September 20, 2021
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Ukrainian dog bowl

Where one nuts in another's asshole and after it's filled to the brim you force the counterpart to lick it out of their ass like a dog water bowl
Alfonso enforced the Ukrainian dog bowl method on Sarah while she was tied up
by The_most.random December 09, 2022
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Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.
I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking
by Ephraim June 07, 2025
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