Springville, Utah

A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.

Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.

Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.

Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.

Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.

Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.

by YoYoMa's Love Child February 28, 2011

utah utes

located in salt lake city, uah. It is the most awesome university in the u.s. of a, which also happens to be home to the most awesome football team in the fbs college football subdivison. A team that will crush anyone from wherever and from whatever conference. Word to the Ducks, Beavers, Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Cardinals, Trojans.... etc.

'bama fan: what are utah utes?

ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.

by Be Equal May 11, 2009

Utah Hotspring

When you cum in a girls vagina and she queefs so all of the cum starts bubbling in her vagina.

Noah finally cumed in Haylee and she started to have a Utah Hotspring

by Supper food January 27, 2019

Utah box

When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.

I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.

by polypubes October 5, 2016

utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole

I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!

by Orthoanon July 9, 2022

South Utah

A small island that drifts around in the ocean because it has no ground to anchor in to land. This is where the Benish people live.

Look Grandpa, it’s South Utah.

by Flufferspaniel June 7, 2019

Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.

Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed

by Rionox January 24, 2023