Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016

twitterstar

People who rely on having a large number of followers on twitter as a form of social validation.
They usually have a verified account, think they are hip and cool, and live in an echo chamber.

"He tweets about something he likes, his followers cheer and nobody can disagree"
"That's what we get for being around a twitterstar"

by nyan:3 May 20, 2018

twitterbeast

A person who constantly trawls Twitter looking for amusing or pornographic tweets to amuse his or her friends.

Jonny is a "twitterbeast" he never stops!

by Typhoonarse September 6, 2018

Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018

Twitterist

A person who frequently uses twitter

Donald Trump is such a twitterist

by Mercer_24 October 20, 2018

twitterlatte

Describes a casual user of Twitter who uses that media to wind people up for his or her personal enjoyment.

To relax and unwind at the end of the day I like to twitterlatte.

by East Manchester Red December 27, 2018

Twitterbait

To entice someone to make an ass of themselves on Twitter.

The best way to find out the truth about Area 51 is to Twitterbait Donald Trump by posting about how much more Obama would have known.

by HappyGrrl July 16, 2019