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Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
by Ltrainman February 27, 2007
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turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.
--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast
by Doctor Science November 28, 2012
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Turkan brand

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.
I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.
by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017
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Torky

Long lost sister of junior (junior b)
“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
by jezzabellheights_ July 25, 2022
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Torky

Long lost sister of junior (Junior B)
“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
by jezzabellheights_ July 31, 2022
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waterloo turkey wing

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013
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junkyard turkey

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner
"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"
by sad_alum February 1, 2019
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