turd-breaker

A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.

I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.

by annoyedcitizen October 24, 2008

turd dust

The opposite of fairy dust, indicating that something is tainted, ruined, or just bad.

It appears that this pathetic party has been totally sprinkled in turd dust.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Ghostly trident

A little boy who thinks he's cool but deep down he knows he a nonce and likes his farther

You know Alex he a proper ghostly trident

by Alex is a nonce 123 October 22, 2018

Revenge of the Turd

After a bad break up, to take a huge shit in your lover's toilet & not flush just before abruptly moving out when they're not home.

Jack: "Man, Lisa moved out when I was at work last night. I know I cheated on her but she didn't have to get all 'revenge of the turd on my ass'. Took me 3 flushes! It's on now!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

July 1st is National Amber Turd Day

OMG GUYS ITS NATIONAL AMBER TURD DAY

by SURGETVHD June 23, 2022

Tridder

A wannabe hipster. Someone who tries to listen to underground music and such, but fails at life.

Sarah won't stop talking about what a hipster she is, when actually, she's just a tridder.

by viciousjett October 5, 2011

turd towel

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.

With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016