tuchuslecker

ass-licker, brown noser.

Wow, look at Bobby talking to Mr. Smith. He sure is a tuchuslecker.

by PrincessJulie January 18, 2008

Tuchus

The definitive spelling of a word meaning one's rear end, bottom, derriere, behind, hiney, butt.

She has a nice tuchus.

by Zarathustra #9 March 20, 2019

torchid

Generally unpleasant conditions, usually associated with cold.

It's frikkin torchid out here man.

by Cackett September 17, 2008

torching the cop car

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

chocolate torch

step 1: shit in her puss
step 2: possess plunger
step 3: plunge the feces out of puss
step 4: hold plunger like the olympic torch
step 5: shove in face till soffucation arises

mitch gave a chocolate torch like a hot cake on easter

by Raoul Regumba June 18, 2008

Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette

*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"

by Jewl March 6, 2005

turca

A mans Penis
(DICK, Penis)

My turca hurts

by ART July 7, 2003