Turbined

(v) - Taking a seven year old music system and revamping it in such a way that it breaks the volume balance between instruments, breaks the sound quality of individual instruments and renders the ability to play large ensemble pieces largely impossible.

To be Turbined is to have your transcribed songs *trashed* due to someone's bright idea to release half-assed code into the live game you are still wacky enough to pay for.

Turbined - the best way to kill a game.

"They Turbined the music system even though we begged them not to release this crap into live gameplay!"

"The devs Turbined themselves when they released a brokeass music system, evidenced by how many players have decided to leave."

"When the musicians were Turbined, a lot of them cancelled their VIP subscriptions."

by Fionwyn November 16, 2014

Turning blue

During a heroin overdose, some people's skin, nails and lips turn blue do to lack of oxygen in the blood stream.

"I saw my baby, she was turning blue, I knew that soon her young life would be through."- Iggy Pop

by Stillravenmad September 18, 2009

Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011

Turbine

I'm sorry, I'm sick of nobody knowing anything. A turbine is a rotary device which converts kinetic fluid energy into mechanical energy. This INCLUDES windmills, also known as WIND TURBINES. A moving fluid (steam, air, water, oil, gas) strikes the blades of a turbine which are mounted on a common shaft and causes the shaft to turn. A turbine can be the Francis wheel of a dam's power station, it can be the rotor of a "windmill" at Altamont Pass, it can be the exhaust-driven wheel in your car's turbocharger which spins the compressor, it can be part of a jet engine. Your car's automatic transmission has a turbine in it; the impeller in the torque converter driven by the engine forces oil against the blades of a turbine, causing it to turn and driving the rest of the car's driveline.

Windmills aren't turbines! I'm a sidewalk drunk.

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler November 3, 2004

tubing

The act of going down a slow moving river in an inner tube.

However it must involve copious amounts of alcohol and the viewing of at least one set of nekkid tits. It is not tubing unless there is at least one white trash girl in a thong flashing her tits like a drunken whore she is.

I went tubing on the guadelupe river in texas this weekend and saw spider's sister flashing everyone.

by Wagonburner August 11, 2005

tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.

Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.

by Mr T May 25, 2004