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Brown Trout Screamin out

A lodged or stuck turd in you ass, it is like a plug but when released it is a watery shit explosion
by Assclown5 December 6, 2009
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Council trouser

Noun: An attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. These traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off Addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is 'proper hard" and "well fit".

Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.

Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.

Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
"Look at that bit of council trouser over there. I'd defo bang him!"

"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."
by Greifbar2000 June 4, 2013
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Bush Trout

A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.
Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018
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Mike Trout

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren
by hard rock gin September 13, 2020
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Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.
I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.
by Michael Silver May 17, 2009
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Justin the trouser shrimp

A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.
I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....
by Jock S January 25, 2018
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Trottenberg

Trottenberg is a guy who is a major player. He gets every woman he wants right in his bedroom. His penis is a major playground for the female world. Due to his unique intelligence he knows how to handle dozens of girls at the same time. Charly Harper tries to be just like him.
Man, lets make it a trottenberg-night!

Trottenberg is my idol, love forever!
by Allan Harper May 7, 2010
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