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troglodithe

1) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws

2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, cute little baby monsters
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.

Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?

mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.

Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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troglodithe

1) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws

2) a term of endearment, usually referring to small children, calling them, in fact, 'cute little baby monsters' (used by my grandmother on my and my aunt when they were little)
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.

Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?

mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.

Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
by Sexydimma March 5, 2013
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trogladiting

The act of pursuing a trogladite or trogladites, presumably to bed them down.

'Trogladiting' represents a significant step down from 'trolling'

This word attempts to put a positive spin on the fact that anyone who is or has been out trogladiting has been chasing down the ugliest of the uglies.

If one has been out trogladiting, it's generally a given that his judgment was extremely if not totally impaired.
"Dave was shitfaced by midnight and went into town to go trogladiting"

Ok, so there's no hotties here. It's gonna be a night of trogladiting

I was out trogladiting until about 5am - and still came up dry
by TRjones June 5, 2014
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troglodithe

a) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws

b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):

a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.

Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster

mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.

Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.
by Sexydimma May 30, 2015
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troglodithe

a) a term invented by Montesquieu to refer to a myhtical nation he describes in his work The Spirit of The Laws

b) (used by my grandmother on my mom and aunt when they were little):

a term of endearment to small children, calling them cute little baby monsters
mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweetheart.

Peter: Lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now troglodithe Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokémon, since Squirtle is a cute little baby monster

mother: lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up your toys and go to bed.

Peter (now calling himself troglodithe Squirtle) : okay.
by Sexydimma May 30, 2015
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trogladite

Noun

Lazy and gross person, who is also a total douche.
Stop eating Cheetos, turn off Jersey Shore, put on a shirt, and get your ass off the couch you trogladite!

I was planning on studying for finals, but instead I'm being a trogladite.
by BearOnAUnicylce1922 March 18, 2016
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troglodashian

A person or object with troglodyte characteristics (feral, stupid or illiterate, possibly cave-dwelling) who has aspirations of living the kardashian dream (vacuous and narcissistic, aesthetically and surgically altered) to appeal to members of the opposite sex and gain free media attention.
That girl is such a troglodashian - I can't believe she thought a spray tan would hide her moustache!

Damn! These pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!
by SugarCubeQueen February 12, 2017
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