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tampon

The next level of being a douchebag, when someone tries to insert an opionon when its not asked for, attempts to force something, causes frustration and irritation, or is being obnoxious.
"God, can you believe he tried to have sex with her when she was on her period? What a douchebag"

"No,what a freaking tampon"
by Ryan Cummins December 20, 2007
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Tampon Tiffany

A girl named Tiffany who loves tampons and everything about them. She sleeps with them, eats with them, and even occasionally fucks them.
"Do you know that girl tiffany, she likes tampons."
"Yeah dude she's a fucking tampon tiffany."
by Charnizzles December 31, 2011
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Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
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Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.
by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013
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Tampon Libertarian

One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...
Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".
by April Alligator July 1, 2014
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Tamponulous Forti

Line breaks: Tamp|on|u|lous For|ti

Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/

Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun

When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.

MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.

Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.
EXAMPLE SENTENCES

Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw
by G4ndhi March 10, 2016
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tamponius

A man who treats a girl like royalty and is constantly around her to the point of almost fusing with her vagina
Look at brad, he's acting like a real tamponius
by KakaRatchetCake March 10, 2017
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