1.A pussy that is so tight it makes you whip your cream with instant contact. 2. The best type of pussy you can get.
Bob:"Did you get into Emily's pants yet?"
Dylan:" Yeah broski Emily has tightpussysyndrome that thing is so fucking hot"
Dylan:" Yeah broski Emily has tightpussysyndrome that thing is so fucking hot"
by JiggaBoo March 3, 2014
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Originating from pop singer/songwriter JJMAX’s song “Keep Your Lettuce Tight” released in 2018. JJMAX’s lyrics specifically describe the craziness of dating, but the phrase is used for many situations.
Originating from pop singer/songwriter JJMAX’s song “Keep Your Lettuce Tight” released in 2018. JJMAX’s lyrics specifically describe the craziness of dating, but the phrase is used for many situations.
Tom: Hey Noah, what’s wrong?
Noah: My boss is mean and my dog is sick.
Tom: Keep your lettuce tight dude, everything will be okay!
Noah: My boss is mean and my dog is sick.
Tom: Keep your lettuce tight dude, everything will be okay!
by The Fan November 25, 2018
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The chant of the Filler God. It is said that any who hear the Filler God recite those words, shall forever lose their sanity and become eternal slaves to the Filler God.
Jack: "I'M SORRY SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BIC VELOCITY."
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
by emkay1 December 31, 2021
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2. That pussy i hit last nite was tight.
3. Did you see his ride, it was tight.
4. My mom's tight she won't give me $10.
2. That pussy i hit last nite was tight.
3. Did you see his ride, it was tight.
4. My mom's tight she won't give me $10.
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Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"
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