Tow-baller

A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.

Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"

Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"

by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024

Tow Rope

You tie a rope to your dick and tie the other end to your girlfriend. You will then have her run off in the opposite direction.

My sausage looks like it has Marina sause after me and my girlfriend did the Tow Rope

by 大男孩子 December 20, 2019

Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut June 1, 2015

Kicker In Tow

(n) - The key element in a devious plan.

Of course we need Nixon masks for this bank robbery; that's the kicker in tow!

by Banzai719 April 20, 2011

tow

A southern term for messed up, ugly, and or tore up.

Girl: My hair look tow tf up omg

by tayyyyyyyy May 18, 2022

dropping tow

Short for "dropping towel", ie exposing oneself in front of unsuspecting onlookers

^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?

by thurb June 28, 2023

tow truck operator

A person who can drive in shit you can’t.
PA’s Finest Towing

I am a tow truck operator.

by CMFICC May 7, 2022