Weak-Jizz

A lameness that is only hinted at when one displays a lack of smoothness/thinking/tact.

Ex 1 Brian: Ah shit i forgot my wallet.
Aaron: Weak-jizz bro
Ex 2 Joseph: Man, that new Jessica Simpson song is off the chain.
HArry: That's weak-jizz Joe.
Ex 3 Tavo: I'm gettin back with my girl.
Brad: That my friend, is weak-jizz

by Brad, Griff, Tavo, John, Puccetti August 07, 2005

weak hyna

A fine female member of the chicano race who claims to be down but later towards the moment of truth changes their mind.

Playa) Hey bitch u down to get down for the get down? You know what I mean blaze it baby! Prrrrr....

Hyna) Sure Im down.

Playa) Alright then take a hit!

Hyna) Nah, nevermind....

Playa)WEAK HYNA!!!!!!!

by Hyna handler 6 January 17, 2008

Weak-Sauce

lame, bad, performing poorly, opposite of money. (History). Originally coined by Craig's friend from college, Danny, weak-sauce has become a much needed buzzword in the lame, not cool category, with thanks to Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert who used it on an Monday Night Football broadcast in '02.

The Denver Nuggets scored 68 points in the entire game yesterday, making their offensive output weak-sauce.

by Steve&Craig November 05, 2003

weak pussy

Her pussy or vagina dosen't make you nut or cum as fast as you want

Man, I spent a check on that weak pussy and didn't event nut!

by BrickFam33637 April 13, 2015

weak dick

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat

I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.

by disappointedwoman October 12, 2008

ama weak

When something is so pathetic that calling it weak does not fully describe the level of weakness that has been achieved.

You've only had two beers and you're drunk? Thats ama weak.

by Haus Kid August 16, 2006

weak link

That one person in your group who cant hang and breaks under pressure.

We all snuck into an R rated movie, except james, he left.

JAMES IS THE WEAK LINK

by Hella_user August 03, 2014