throwing jacks

The art of a male jacking off.

That dirty hooker is so hot, Ima throw jacks thinking about that slut tonight. Or, Fuck I was so horny I threw jacks in my car driving home. Or, I am throwing jacks right now looking at myspace.

by T-Fish May 22, 2006

my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007

Throwing a Fatty

Having a w@nk or masturbating.

I went into the room the other night and caught Mitch throwing a fatty over filthy magazines.

by nognog March 4, 2009

throwing a rob

To be so pitifully ill the day after drinking that even basic functions (standing, speaking, walking) cannot be performed or can only be performed whilst vomiting on one's self.

If this state is reached after only a couple of drinks, the party 'throwing a rob' should be considered a 2 pint rob in honour of Rob Scarrott.

"For crying out loud - he only had two pints last night and he's throwing a rob"

by Glyn July 30, 2003

Throwing Buckets

A phrase used in surfing to describe the act of generating "ridiculously sick" amounts of spray while intercepting the lip of a knarley wave. This act is usually accompanied by a harsh "whaa POW!" or "Ayeee YA" followed by a light shower or an even more pleasing crash of water.

"Holy SH&t Bra that grom just threw buckets!"
"Dude! you just threw buckets of that lip so hard I thought it started raining"
" That was a sick sesh bro! you were "throwing buckets"!

by Rustyrider August 2, 2009

Throwing Knife Thursday (TKT)

When you are playing Modern Warfare 2 with a party on a Thursday night and everyone competes to see who can get the most throwing knife (TK) kills. Whoever gets the most TKs that game wins. By the end of the night whoever won the most games is the TK Champion.

Mike: hey ryan! Guess what?!?!
Ryan: what????
Mike: today is Throwing knife thursday (TKT)!!
Ryan: oh yeah! Lets go p00n some n00bs with our awsome throwing knife skills
Mike: yeah, w00t!

by x addict3d x June 19, 2010

Throwing Back Mid-Range

When an obvious exchange of flirtatious glances between two humans occures - the (positive/affirming) expression directed to the initiant in return is "throwing back mid-range."

I scanned the room, noticed an attractive woman, caught her attention and smiled; she was definitely throwing back mid-range.

by ...And Lunch June 19, 2016